Iron Manning

The act of cutting a can in half, and then shoving the sharp end onto the center of another's chest and twisting it around, cutting a hole in their chest, also while screaming," IRON MAN, IRON MAN!"
I heard that Karshin had to go to the hospital after getting held down and being given Iron Manning for five minutes.
by D1ck Gang December 02, 2014
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pumping iron

1) Lifting freeweights, origianally all made of cast iron. Some are now plastic.

2) Arnold movie about the first definition.
"Can't go out tonight, I'll be pumping iron at home."


"Have you ever seen pumping iron?"
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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iron maiden

1. Most definitely THE greatest band in the history of music. Also the coolest band to be a fan of along with Megadeth and Judas Priest
2. One of the most loved bands in the world along with Slayer and Judas Priest.
3. Quite possibly one of the most talented bands in the history of music, not only on instruments, but with vocals and songwiting ability
4. The reason why we have Power Metal and Thrash metal (both great)
5. People who dislike them are all below the age of 16 and think real heavy music is Slipknot and the like.
1.O my god they are so awesome
2.I walk into a public restroom with my Maiden hat on, some kid looks at me and says "hey-ey! Iron Maiden wooo!!!!!" *devil horns*
3.Listen to Infinite Dreams, thats the highest quality guitar work and songwiting you will ever hear
4. Thank Maiden for great bands such as Metallica (Lars says he got his thrash inspiration from listening to 22 Acacia Avenue)
5.Dipshit Kid: Iron Maiden suck, they are old as hell and soft i listen to real bands like Slipknot who are much cooler.
by Dsizzle January 03, 2006
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Soft Iron

A condition where it is easy to become sexually aroused, but almost impossible to finish.

This can be due to nerves, an unattractive partner, or medicine being taken at the time.
Jim- Hey Pete, how was your date last night?
Pete- Horrible, we were having sex and I got a sudden case of Soft Iron near the end.
by BigDaddyBeans January 03, 2021
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Iron Yetti

One who loves to fuck an ass, can be male or female. Doesn’t matter whose ass, you can be black, white, brown or blue.... any ass will do
IY: Hey man, is it ok if I penetrate your ass?
Other guy: No man. I’m not a faggot and your being an iron Yetti right meow.
by Sergeant Testicle August 12, 2019
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Cold Iron

1. (Archaic) A metaphor for weapons made of iron or fighting with such weapons, similar to 'cold steel'

2. (Archaic) a poetic term for iron, commonly used to evoke a sense of hopelessness or oppression

3. (Folklore and Fantasy) a special type of material which harms or repells supernatural creatures, commonly ghosts or fey. It may simply iron which is cold, or iron which has only been cold worked.
1. The bandits were not prepared to face to cold iron of the brave knight
2. The criminal was placed in a cold iron cell
3. The only way to kill a fey is a cold iron dagger to the heart
by WallyHorse October 24, 2018
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steam iron

A ceremonial exercise of female aggression, wherein the angered party forcibly conveys her genitalia onto the face of a subordinate, as a display of dominance.
"If that stale trollop eyes my boyfriend one more time I might have to steam iron a bitch."
by ozmodiar138 June 12, 2009
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