Invisible girlfriend syndrome

Guys whom use photos of females they dont know to pretend to family and friends they have a girlfriend . Abbreviated to IGS

That dude's single. Nah he showed me a photo of his girlfriend. Dude ! He downloaded that pic of the net. Ahhh so he's got invisible girlfriend syndrome then....... Yep.

by geester June 2, 2016

invisible wall

The foul smell that you run into in a bathroom, usually when somebody is on the can taking a crap.

Dude, I went into the bathroom last night, and I ran into my girl's invisible wall. It was so bad, I just left right away.

by Rickie Jr. August 20, 2007

invisible cheeseburgers

The up and down, side to side jaw movement side affect of being high cocain.

check out this cokehead over here, eaten up all the invisible cheeseburgers!

by mr.boston February 28, 2008

Invisible Billy’s Dick

Invisible Billy from asdfmovie’s penis

Kid 1: Pretends to suck on an invisible dick
Kid 2: *laughs* suckin on dat invisible dick
Kid 3: It’s Invisible Billy’s Dick
Kid 2: *laughs even harder*

by weeby mcweeberton April 10, 2022

Joined the choir invisible

another term used to describe someone who's died, as first used in the "dead parrot" sketch of Monty Python.

He's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible

by Co-stanza August 31, 2010

Invisible Baseball Bat

After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.

I really hit her hard with the invisible baseball bat.

by Lenispentils May 14, 2018

invisible femme

a feminine-looking lesbian that has difficulties in convincing the dyke world at large that she's gay, or being seen by other lesbians at all.

1st Dyke:See that girl over there? She looks so straight, too bad, because she's pretty hot.

2nd Dyke: Don't be so quick to write her off, you never know, she could be an invisible femme.

by Starrgirl17 September 9, 2011