Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.
I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .
by Gigglesnshit May 24, 2023
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Stahl Stitch

The term "Stahl Stitch" or sometimes called “husband stitch” refers to a controversial and medically unnecessary practice where, after a woman has a vaginal tear or episiotomy during childbirth, an extra stitch is added during the repair — supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter than before birth, often for the presumed sexual benefit of the male partner.
"No one told her what the Stahl Stitch meant, only that it was ‘for her husband,’ a phrase that stayed with her far longer than the pain."
by Kmoney9 April 30, 2025
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Stahl Stitch

The "Stahl Stitch" refers to an extra, unnecessary suture that may be added to a woman’s perineum after childbirth, supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter for a male partner's sexual pleasure. It is not a medically supported practice.
After childbirth, the doctor added an Stahl Stitch, saying it would make sex better for her husband. She later experienced pain and discomfort.
by Kmoney9 May 01, 2025
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Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
by heccboi April 20, 2021
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Connell Stitch

Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.
I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.
by Brantheman7 March 31, 2020
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Stitching The Dust

(Verb) Doing something either painstakingly time consuming or inconceivably useless.
You’re moving to Europe? You might as well be stitching the dust while you’re at it.
by Sexyman96 April 10, 2022
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teadybear stitch

The line between a males ballsack and butthole.
She can lick my teadybear stitch
by Fawtmaster5000 July 24, 2022
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