i'd immobilize you

fuck the shit out of you so you can't walk

i'd immobilize you when i come over

by gooooooey December 18, 2016

I'd put that on my spaghetti

A phrase or exclaimation normally uttered when one sees an attractive potential mate. A mating call in certain circles.

Damn dat boy is FLY. I'd put that on my spaghetti with some paprika, beeotch.

by What kinda crazy ass name is Griffin January 28, 2008

I'd watch her porno

One phrase that says you're interested enough to see someone naked, while not necessarily wanting to get to know them. One is particularly interested in the way the other performs in the bedroom, and would rather watch them do such than actually trying to get them there themself.

fellow 1: "Do you see that girl over there? She's fucking banging"
fellow 2: "Yeah I'd watch her porno."

by websteurgeon January 11, 2010

I'd pee in her butt

It means that you would have sex with that person

Guy#1 Hey man check out that chick over there.

Guy #2 I'd pee in her butt

by Loufishy May 27, 2016

i'd break her pelvis

An expression used by males to describe an attractive female.

See that girl over there? Yeah, i'd break her pelvis.

by whoneedsbevel November 10, 2008

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

I'd stick it in her butt

What you say when a really hot chick walks by and you get a boner so hard it hurts.

Johnny-"Damn dude look at her!"
Bob-"I know I'd stick it in her butt!"

by who the fuck gives a shit June 8, 2003