human

bad species that should return to monkeys
also as a better term: more evolved monkeys that almost die when they give birth

"hey bob the human!" "H E L L O T H E R E J O E S E P H I N E" "somthings off..." "N O" "o ok"

by jsr89inhg jdir July 1, 2021

Humans

Complex meatbags full of shit.

You fucking humans, you have killed yourselves just so you can get some more useless green papers.

by Go-swami September 5, 2019

Human

Us

Hi human

by Mineaxe June 24, 2019

Human

A human is a type of Virus that needs healthy supplements of things like Dihydrogen Monoxide to survive. By killing the virus we would Make the World a better place for Everyone

Person 1: Hey, wanna help me kill a virus.
Person 2: Which one
Person 1: Humans

by VirusEnder42069 July 9, 2020

Human

Humans are over evolved monkeys with guns and less hair. I am one and you probably are as well.

Bob is part of the human race.

by societyperson November 12, 2019

Human

A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.

"Look! ITS A HOOMAN (Human)" ~ Doggo

by Verico Sucks October 29, 2018

Humans

n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.

In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.

by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 9, 2018