hooker spit 

Hooker spit contains many substances, such as:
weed, nicotine, ash, alcohol, cocaine, sperm, skin tissue, fuzz,
some times teeth, blood, hair, sweat, and tears of children.

"Hey Tim!"
"Yeah!"
"You got any beer with you?"
"Dude, it's 8:30 in the morning!"
"Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of hooker spit out of my mouth."
"You know what, I think I'll have a beer to"

hooker spit by Srsneaky July 16, 2009

hooker poop 

Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.

Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.

hooker poop by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009

Hooker Punch 

A delibetrate punch in the ass at the right angle such as to cause a charlie horse.

My whore friend Lacy hooker punched me now I have a limp.

Hooker Punch by Cyle Dean October 4, 2006

Hooker Barbie 

Noun- means girl with dyed blonde hair, fake boobs and no clothes on

As in "Miss.Hawaiian Tropic 2004 looks like Hooker Barbie

Hooker Barbie by Stacie October 12, 2004

hooker boots

chunky-heeled boots, usually made out of pleather. They usually are knee-high and can not only be seen on streetwalkers, but by high school girls and Buffy, the Vampire Slayer wannabes.

Could Paris Hilton be any more skanky? Yes, if she wore hooker boots with one of her skirts, she could be.

hooker boots by Candice February 26, 2004

Hooker Stamp

The tattoo mostly girls get on their lower backs that makes them an offical hooker.

Anastasia:Hey U did you see that girl with the high heels that walked in Gemelianas?
Melissa: Yea, she totally had a Hooker Stamp.

Hooker Stamp by Malsa June 17, 2006

hooker scratch 

When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.

Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.

hooker scratch by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008