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Kenneth “Don” Holm

A man, some say myth, who back in the day taught the municipality of Hundige what being a wise guy means. At one time he was also very fat and disgusting but no one dares to remember. In present time Don Holm is a master of fitness and pilates.
Kenneth “Don” Holm will ruin your’e life if you do not smile with your’e eyes when approached by him.

“I hate this pity ass food like Don Holm hates the oppinions of Johnny Khamis.”
“I am gonna crush you like Don Holm and his lovely wife crush each other rectally.
by Thomas DingDong Wong November 23, 2021
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Elizabeth Holmes

an American former biotechnology entrepreneur who, in 2022, was convicted of fraud in connection to her blood-testing company, Theranos
Elizabeth Holmes was born on February 3, 1984, in Washington, D.C.13 Her father, Christian Rasmus Holmes IV, was a vice president at Enron, an energy company that later went bankrupt after an accounting fraud scandal.
by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023
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Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.
is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.
by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023
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Eamon Holmes

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023
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Eamon Holmes

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023
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Holmed

The act of entering an agreement, taking 50% or more (up to 90%) of the money up front for a project and ghosting customer until the project deadline (or after) with little to no communication in the process. Typically ends by finally showing up out of nowhere, unscheduled, at or just after the project deadline like its no big deal.
Drywall guy “Hey man how did that project go at the mall?”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”
by RxGC June 15, 2023
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T.J. Holmes

I totally T.J. Holmes’d that new bitch in the office.

We can’t trust Sonny after he TJ Holmes our coffee pot, we had to de-contaminate and throw away that pot.
by Johna Dakhra January 22, 2023
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