Herman

Herman is a matausi, he’s tall and fat but also a huge dickhead ✌🏼

Dj: who’s that matausi over there?

Ben: that’s just fat head Herman

by Kefeusita’e June 19, 2020

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Herman

a loser who cant take care of kids. often gets them taken in the divorce.
usually single.
Bad at charming and is heavily self centered.

"whose that guy over there?"

"hes a Herman. completely single."
"No thank you!"

by Jinchihope January 23, 2019

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pee wee herman soup

Tomato soup

Danny: Mommmmm! Can we have Pee Wee Herman soup tonight?

*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*

by E-Town13 August 5, 2018

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chance herman

One sexy ass mother fucker who gets all the ladies and never wears his shirt at band. He has 3 kids and shares a Italian

Chance Herman is my kind of man

by 124me421 August 12, 2017

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Jack Herman is a self asborbed egotistical piece of shit. The type of pussy to talk major shit online but can't say it to your face. A term to use when something is extra or unbelievable ugly. The term can also be used to describe one who's ego is so big trying to make up for the fact that their dick is little.

Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.

"Man you're being such a Jack Herman right now"

by Jackhermanbitch November 12, 2018

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Herman

A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.

“Hey Herman how are you?”

by Iloveoatmeal July 26, 2023

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