Herman

he doesn’t like to be like the other boys. he’s “sexy” and has LIGHT MODE on his phone. he’s not like the other boys. he’s different

He has light mode on his phone and doesn’t follow the trends

He must be an Herman

by totally not alexandra June 20, 2020

Bjørn-Herman

A species of tall long-legged nerds.
Their likes: hugs, playing computer games and playing piano
Their dislikes: Walking slowly and walking slowly for others so others have to run to keep up with their walking.

Another way to identify them is that they are the only people who actually read playing manuals when it comes to boardgames

Everyone in the group: *throws the playing manual at the Bjørn* READ THIS!

Bjørn-Herman making his way downtown, walking fast..

by Nuggiesaregoodiws August 14, 2020

Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

herman lipshits

a name that you give a person that is so frugal with his money its scary

" you know that kid ryan"

"you mean herman lipshits"?
"i asked if he could spare a dollar and he told me to go fuck off "

by RYAN FITZSIMMONS September 19, 2022

Ben-Herman-Moment

a Ben-Herman-moment is when a friend rejects a game invite because "they are on mac" and cannot run the game. a Ben-Herman-moment usually starts with a friendly rejection; they say "oh its on windows :( " showing their regret and sadness because of their situation than who ever is their usually respond with "lmao ben German moment. L + ratio + bozo + haha lmao you use mac loser"

bozo + haha lmao you use mac loser"
yo wanna play duck game it's only like a dollar.
oh... its on windows
lmao L + ratio + skill issue + get good + Ben-Herman-moment

by the norman moment September 20, 2022

HERMAN

herman is a bitch and he kills my cats.

Jade: did you see what herman did?
Becky: yea he killed your cat
Herman: NO I DIDN'T YOU FUCKING FEMALES

by jadeeechan December 30, 2021

Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.

Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes

by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022