Harvest Moon festival

When a power top has sex with as many different asses as possible.

William was on a Harvest Moon festival last night, he was pounding ass all night long.

by Dr. I. M. High MD October 12, 2021

Wet Harvest

When someone soaks there hands in lube and makes the penis ejaculate into a vile to be stored for later. A wet harvest.

I'm going to give you a wet harvest. I'm craving a wet harvest.

Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting

Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.

Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.

by Thinking A Little February 5, 2025

Harvester

Harvester is an all around cool dude who you can always rely on for the best memes.

"Whoa, check our Harvester. Sweet memes."

by MrCreepyBoss November 23, 2021

Harvest Plop

Harvesting a green shit that has been borroughing for a few weeks

"why weren't you at the party last night man?"

"I was busing takin a mean harvest plop for a few hours, I guess I lost track of time."

by Glovemonkey June 9, 2003

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012

semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014

anal harvest

When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .

Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"

by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017