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keiran hampton

thinks he’s a roadman but is really just a silly little boy threatening children with butter knives on the internet. biggest pussy. can be nice, but when it comes to fortnite. he can’t control his inner cunt
girl 1: my boyfriend was being such a twat today. he thinks he’s certi

girl 2: damn. is he turing into a KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 1: a big KEIRAN HAMPTON
by kkeiran January 12, 2020
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East Hampton High School

East Hampton= Rich Kids

Springs= O block, trenches

Montauk = Surfers,beach rich kids,kooks,going to the beach is life
Amagansett= who the fuck lives in Amagansett

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by longliveTioTheGoat September 12, 2021
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East Hampton

Why are you here… this ain’t like the pictures
by longliveTioTheGoat September 12, 2021
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joe hampson

joe hampson is a little scroat in year 8 from glossopdale high school (also a scroaty scabby school) Joe Hampson sucks BBC for a living and is a posh bastard on the lower parts of whitfield.
by igotolongy2008 November 3, 2021
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Half Hampton

Pushing rope? Grab the base and squeeze. You'll lose half your length but at least you'll get the job done 👍
Took one too many pills after a rave and had to giver her the half Hampton
by Remtrex October 6, 2023
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pull a Hampton

When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.
Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!
by Tyi989 October 1, 2010
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The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"
"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
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