Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016
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by Chlochlopops December 10, 2018
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by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 18, 2019
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1. noun: A tasty pinkish meat that is cut from a pig.
2. adj: A word to describe the exhaust sound from a ricer's car.
2. adj: A word to describe the exhaust sound from a ricer's car.
1. "This is one tasty ham sandwich"
2. "This kid flew by me and all i heard was hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm."
2. "This kid flew by me and all i heard was hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm."
by bobushka king April 13, 2003
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Person 1: *sigh* *has a sad face*
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k
by sezzzzzzab August 29, 2010
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