Goob

It Means really nothing.

Goob
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by Weird Word Dictionary December 18, 2021

Goobs

A man that gets no bitches and has a sad life.

man 1: Bro i feel like such a goobs right now.

man 2: What does that mean?

man 1: i cant get any bitches bro.

by THELEGEND275697 April 1, 2022

Goob

a goob is a name for someone who acts cool but is very annoying and short

girl 1: oh my heck why is chad so short and annoying?
girl 2: well he is a goob

by The nicknamer April 3, 2022

rub goob

Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.

Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.

by sluckygush April 11, 2022

goobing

the process of being a goofy goober.

Source - the pumpkin patch smp

"FINN STOP GOOBING."

by KARMATHESPOOK February 15, 2022

Goob

Derives from the greatest NFT project the world has ever seen. Goober. Goob can replace every word in the English language. Having a great day? Don't describe it as fantastic...use Goobtastic! Join the movement.

Friend: Hey! How was your day?
Me: Absolutely Goobtastic!!!!FFF

by TioTony August 30, 2021

GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024