Fort Atkinson

Very boring town, full of stuck up people.

"Wow, Fort Atkinson sucks."

by I hate you, yes you. June 18, 2008

Fort Lupton

An eye sore town located in Southern Weld County, Colorado. Fort Lupton is a rural community populated largely by migrant field Mexicans and Samalian gang bangers. The town is bare and less than attractive to drive through; much less, live in.

But on a better note, the town does have several good factors going for it. The free medical clinic, mental health facility, abundance of liquor stores, and AA meetings to cancel out said liquor stores are second only to neighboring town, Hudson.

Pedro: Sup Chone, wanna go but some drugs in Fort Lupton?
Gomez: Aight homes, but where do we go for it?
Pedro: We just start knocking on doors, we usually get lucky pretty quick.
Gomez: Let's go!

by FL=BFE October 13, 2011

Fort LeBoeuf

The worst school district that has ever existed. Filled to the brim with hicks. They say they smoke weed but it is really 95% tobacco. All the girls there are either transgender or furries. This causes all the guys to become confused and just fuck there cows, because all LeBoeuf students own one. Every student has at least 5 diseases all starting with the letter H. They have an unofficial dress code of jeans, a flannel shirt, and boots.

FLB Student: I got some crazy pussy last night.
Guy: Shut the fuck up you go th Fort LeBoeuf cow pussy doesn’t count.

by IEatCat420 March 6, 2019

kia forte

race car

What do you think this is? A civic? Hell Naw. That kia forte is a race car.

by The.Stig November 21, 2016

Fort Madison

A place where you will find meth heads, pot heads, and alcoholics. The idiot kids are always playing fortnite. Small town in Southeast Iowa. If you aren't friends with a Baier, Rashid, or you're not petty then you aren't popular. Thank you, next.

Where can we find meth? Fort Madison that's where!

by Dilly Dilllllyyyy December 11, 2018

Fort Rock

Cluster fuck! A poor excuse of event planning and organizing a successful rock concert in Southwest Florida.

I went to see Fort Rock to overpay for parking, fight heat exhaustion due to lack of shade and seating, and to be let out last from parking even though I arrived early but was parked furthest from the entrance.

by Mister SWFL May 22, 2016

fort dragg

The sorry state one feels of being labeled as a town, or small city outcast.

Poor Thomas must be having a fort dragg day, due to his inability to take a hint and awkward behaviors of looking and checking every and any girl out he inevitably hermeted himself from any healthy female friendship.

by crakenberry June 28, 2017