Overactive Knife and Fork

A medical-esque explanation for obese peoples' massive girths. Fatties who eat too much obviously over use their cutlery.

That fat bastard moans about their Thyroid Gland.... In reality they suffer from an Overactive Knife and Fork!

by Donald Kiddick October 1, 2009

Three Forks

The biggest little party town in Montana. Has about 2,000 residents, so if you have no idea what you're doing, someone else does. Also has about zero hot guys.
Only things to do is get high and have sex. If you can't do either you eat cheesey bread. Has anyone noticed the increasing price of cheesey bread by the way?

"Hey did you see that hot guy? Is he new?"
"No way you think we'd have on of those in Three Forks?"
"You're right, let's go get high"

by t-bag-t-forks February 8, 2009

The Forks

Perfected by Street, 'The Forks' is a hand gesture looking scarily like the gesture for 'peace' except backwards. It means f*** you, f*** off, and other things of that nature. Basically, if someone gives you the forks, they're not being friendly. So give em the forks right back.

Sally: You did better than me on the Physics exam again?? *Gives the forks*
John: Oorah! *Gives forks back*

by Shan Juan June 30, 2008

Forks

a small town on the Olympic peninsula in Washington state in the USA, it is most commonly known as the setting of the worldwide bestselling "Twilight" series written by Stephenie Meyer.
This point of the world has a lot of precipitation.

i am going into Forks today

by lpm90 May 24, 2008

forking

A sexual act in which a man enters a woman from behind. The woman lies down on her stomach with her legs spread (knee joints straight) and the man enters her with a straight body such that the “fork” that is formed consists of the woman’s legs on the sides and the man’s legs in between.

Spooning leads to forking.

by Anonymous009 January 17, 2006

forklift

Start in a squatting position with a girl on your cock. Lift her vertically, then run around the room and slowly lower her onto something, preferably near a bunch of boxes. Pull out, and make beeping noises as you do so.

Dude love injured ta jen in a horrendous forklift accident - he dropped her onto the boxes rather than beside them.

by Brenthoven July 23, 2009

fork

v. a method of cuddling or having sex similar to spooning but with both cuddlers' legs intertwined; one of four utensil positions

When i demonstrated the utensil positions on him, he said that forking was his favorite.

by floutas December 6, 2006