fool's mate

a special book of which sexually deprived people, usually fans of japanese rock, purchase to satisfy their needs

A few days after he bought "fool's mate," the infamous magazine; he started to become immensely arroused, as he scanned over a page featuring gackt's newest naked album.

by the incredible man September 5, 2007

Fool's love

When someone loves without needing to be loved back.

Person 1: Look at that guy there.
Person 2: The one staring at that girl who just slapped him?
Person 1: Yeah, ah, fool's love...

by FL!!!!!!! June 22, 2012

fool's cold

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

by logostak January 3, 2009

fool's liberal

Anyone who claims to be a democrat, to avoid the humiliation of being associated with W. Bush, that is at heart a republican.

Wow,Cooper is such a fool's liberal. He says he's democrat, yet he has all conservative viewpoints!

by bigfootballz April 6, 2009

Fool Dawg

A combination of the two words foo and dogg. A friendly expression to call a person or friend.

Berto: Hey, fool dawg! What's up?

Edwin: Nothing man just kicking back.

by Edwin Aguilera February 28, 2009

fool-a-gape

Like a jack-a-ninny, but more so.

The Warrior's Path is not an easy one, fit for jack-a-ninnies or fool-a-gapes.

by Chewie23 June 2, 2009

Fool's gold digga

A girl who ain't pretty or sexy 'nouf to be a real gold digga, and who can only attract Splenda Daddies to hook up wit.

She's a fool's gold digga, scoping out a Sugar Daddy, but they ain't looking for her.

by VintageGibson August 18, 2016