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Swine Flu

A disgraceful disease that should be blamed on our ancestors
"There was an old saying that pigs would fly when a black man was elected president... well, now Obama's had his first 100 days, and Swine Flu."
by Sailfish714 May 17, 2009
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Suck Dick Flu

Similar to Swine Flu, except obtained by sucking dick. Symptoms include sore mouth, sore jaw, TMJ, sore throat, AIDS, mouth herpes, and inability to talk due to a penis being in your mouth.
Nate's Mom was going to the party, but she came down with Suck Dick Flu after spending the night partying with your friends.
by Nate's Dad May 11, 2010
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swine flu tag

Where you cough in your cupped hand and wipe it on someone's mouth., whilst saying "SWINE FLU TAG!".
"Where's jenny today?"
"Oh she'll be at home, i totally swine flu tagged her last night..."
by CobraYawnFTW! June 12, 2009
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Swine Flu

1. A version of the flu that came to the US from Mexico that's causing people to freak out
2. An ancient affliction from The Odyssey that only affected men who landed on the island of Circe, a Greek lunatic goddess living on the island of Aeaea
1. If you don't get a swine flu vaccination, you will cause yourself and you loved ones to DIE!!!
2. When Odysseus landed on Aeaea, Circe gave all of his men swine flu
by roneplEElpenor November 4, 2009
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swine flu

the urge to make out with or an attraction to fat people of the opposite sex.
Matt: Did you see who Joe left the bar with last night?

Scott: yeah, Sabina must be weigh at least 250 lbs. Joe's got swine flu.
by fireskim May 4, 2009
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Swine Flu

A Zombie Virus that will infect the entire world if a cure is not found.
Oh Shit....I jsut got bitten by that guy over there (Points to an undead)...i guess i have swine flu
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Swine Flu

Meaning when the cops come down on your ass hard. Especially when under investigation or arrest.
Man nigga mickles got the swine flu all over his drunk ass.
by Steve Thompkins May 4, 2009
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