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Flabbergasm

The expression that is achieved when a man lies to a female about his penis size being small but in fact it is not, flabbergasm happens at the beginning of sex when the man inserts without showing his actual size achieving a flabbergasted expression on the females face.
My tinder date thought I was 3 inches little did she know I was 8 inches. You shouldve seen her face when I first put it in, she had a flabbergasm.
by DoomAnus June 5, 2025
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Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.
Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.
by Captian Autism December 28, 2019
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