Filipino Vacuum

After receiving the Angry Dragon, the recipient sucks the sperm back through the nose and still swallows.

Girl 1: "My boyfriend pulled the Angry Dragon on me last night."

Girl 2: "Well knowing you, you had to have pulled the Filipino Vacuum right after right?"

Girl 1: "Of course I did!"

by Madame.Kamae February 24, 2011

filipino shit

A shit either taken by a person with a Filipino background or a shit containing only Filipino food.

When I came back from that Filipino restaurant downtown I took a Filipino shit

by asian4hire December 1, 2016

filipino femboy

f1x3d

f1x3d is a filipino femboy

by AngeryCat October 20, 2021

Filipino Haircut

Instead of just cutting the hair, you cut their head off at the neck

Don't make me give you a Filipino haircut!!!

by Filipino Girl July 13, 2011

Filipino Spaghetti

Inedible garbage that Filipinos try to pass as spaghetti. Is not in any way similar to real spaghetti nor is it made with the same attention to detail skill or dedication. It contains ingredients that should not be in any real spaghetti like hotdogs and banana ketchup, and pieces of ham. Random leftovers are just thrown into the sauce and mixed with spaghetti noodles in hopes that something edible will be the result (it rarely is). Some Filipino families hate their kids so much that they will throw this together for them and give it to them during birthdays, X-mas and other holidays hoping they'll eat it instead of going through the effort of making their kids real food. Best thrown in the garbage disposal or left out somewhere for possums, raccoons or any other animal that can eat trash.

Someone gave me Filipino Spaghetti so I threw it down threw it down the garbage disposal.

I put the Filipino Spaghetti in the garbage can and suddenly there is a raccoon infestation.

by NeonEdgelord July 29, 2019

you filipino?

Comment commonly found on youtube comments when a youtuber sees an asian girl on a video.

*asian girl in front of the camera*

Comment guy: you're hot, you filipino?

Asian girl:dumbass im chinese!

by HAHA you're funny December 7, 2009

Filipino Toilet

You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.

Simon: I did a filipino toilet with that chick!
Greg: You're so gross.

by future youtuber :( September 15, 2022