by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025
Get the everyone mug.A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
by patchmonkey October 17, 2025
Get the Everyone is Twelve Now mug.Hym "Everyone who deserves credit and payment had better be me because I'll be ready to go by next tax season."
by Hym Iam November 11, 2025
Get the Everyone who deserves credit mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025
Get the Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia) mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》 mug.Hym "I refused to leave as it is the home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone). The rest of them just live here."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2025
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by AUDITORIUMU February 17, 2025
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