Exploding Cigar

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.

Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.

by ArkySaw August 2, 2019

*explodes*

when you are very roasted or telling puns non-stop

1:

person1: ur mom gay
person2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes*

2:

person1: ur mom gay
person1: ur face shit
person1: ur so fat that you cant move ur fatty finger to answer me
person1: ur iq is negative
person1: *explodes*
person2: *cries intensifies*

by Nexasfexashit February 3, 2019

The Diddy hotline exploded

(Referencing Sean Combs and his 2024 legal saga). Self explanatory, right? Describes a situation where shit hits the fan

the Diddy hotline exploded. Oh shit. It's Nov 5, 2024

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

Explodicate

When the pieces left after something breaks or is broken, are smaller than a quarter.

That frozen pumpkin would explodicate if you dropped it.

by Rallywife March 1, 2009

Explodered

An idiotic misspelling of the word exploded.

OMFG did you here about that truck that explodered!

by PAFZ October 21, 2018

Exploding Itchy

1 When one is scratching thine ass and begins to tread into uncharted territory, resulting in getting your finger stuck in your ass; at which point the only solution for removal is to build up "pressure" by eating gassy foods.

2 When you are in past your elbow with your partner and your partner suddenly decides its time to shit.

My mom's friend's uncle's second cousin's gym teacher was out of school for three days once, recovering from a sudden exploding itchy.

by Palientologist September 15, 2011

Explode with joy

When you are thinking of so many “CH” foods that you become overcome with pleasurable sensations.

I can’t take this anymore I think I might explode with joy after talking about cheros, chocolate, and cheese it’s

by NickyBigBoi March 22, 2021