Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular

Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"

by Benisrlyhappy February 26, 2020

Dwarf Rolled

To be Rick Rolled by a friend or acquaintance who also happens to be shorter than the average human.

Brett laughed as he Rick Rolled his old workmates, but they were laughing that they'd been Dwarf Rolled instead.

by Elf lore October 3, 2012

Dwarf pron

Misspelled version of Dwarf Porn by Marija. Amazing job, Marija.

Dwarf Pron -Marija

by Bazongas September 15, 2024

the snus dwarf

It´s a mysthical creature that stoles bags from bad chewrs while also being friends with good chewers.

"Yo, do you know the snus dwarf?"
"Sadly, yeah, he pured a snus spit on me yesterday..."

by TheSnusMaster October 16, 2018

seven dwarfs mine train

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple

I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.

by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014

Dingle Dwarf

Best fucker around, you're the fucking best

Bro you're such a goddamn dingle dwarf, please fuck me

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Dwarf

Dwarf; A person that is under 4’10, or 58 inches (147.32 centimeters). Dwarves are most commonly 4’0, or 48 inches (121.92 centimeters).

A dwarf is a very short person.

by Clarinet User July 9, 2022