Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.

A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.

by Primus DCE July 2, 2024

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Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.

"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."

by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017

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two in the rung and one in the dung

Inserting two fingers into the vagina while another finger is in the anus.

In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.

Have you ever put two in the rung and one in the dung
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!

by UrbanKing21479293 June 8, 2016

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Bonnet Dung

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car

Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

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Otb lay dung

The art of taking a shit....

Jack was on the bog... door open... laying dung.... bekah could hear his big plops from the kitchen ... otb lay dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

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Dung Hungry

Craving artificial meat made from the protiens in human feces. Popular in Japan this "meat" is used in many products and Japanese fast food resturaunts.

EZ cooked some vegetable lasagna but I'm not feeling it 'cause I'm dung hungry tonight! I feel like poop meat. Let's go to Katsuya!

by Big Mo Bierbower February 6, 2012

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