mexican minister of defense

a mexican f1 driver who shows extremely talented defensive skills

"Sergio Perez again covers off Lewis Hamilton"
"Wow, he's basically the Mexican minister of defense!"

by odoggy21 January 4, 2022

United Nation Global Defense

The United Nation Global Defense Was Created in 1987 in order to take down communist organization or terrorists groups the United Nation Global Defense Is one of the the few organizations that is made by international forces all around the world most of the troops are from the United States Military Forces, The United Kingdom Special Forces and The German Elite Forces This organization has taken down a lot of terrorists groups and communist groups or rebellions this organization is a prime example of how much we can do to prevent global wars by working together.

In 1987 a new organization was created one that hope that would prevent and stoo global wars and terrorist groups one that showed hope during the third world war between the capatalist and the communist one that would bring world peace and it was called The United Nation Global Defense.

by United Nation February 27, 2023

scoobydoo defense

Defense: blame the messenger, try to shift the focus from the crime to the press that reports it.

At the end of each episode of Scooby Doo, the villain always says, “and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids

... and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling press reporters says Clinton to Matt Drudge

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has excoriated NewsWeek for reporting on a Qu'ran being flushed down a toilet in Guantanamo. Translation: "and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Newsweek guys"

by lawnorder August 7, 2005

The Lana Lang Defense

Named after the character lana lang played by kristin kreuk on a show named smallville

The LL defense is fairly simple:

When in an argument which you are losing, simply demand to know what secrets your opponent is hiding from you. When your opponent, surprised most likely, retorts that they don't know what the hell you're on about, you look at them funny for a moment, then storm furiously out of the place you're holding the argument in. This not only makes you "win" the argument, but you also make your opponent slightly nervous as they probably ARE hiding something from you.

Clark: but lana, I saw you kissing with Lex! why did you do that?!
Lana: Clark, what's your secret? why are you hiding it from me? don't you trust me?
Clark: what does that have to do with anything?
*lana lang storms out of clarks loft, leaving him confused and annoyed at her.. but she still won the damn argument*

Above is known as the Lana Lang Defense

by John Marwin's ghost February 12, 2007

defenestrate

related to the latin word "fenestrare" (to contain windows), it refers to pushing, shoving, or throwing someone, or something, out a window. It is commonly mistaken for a sexual act because of its popularity on facebook.com's superpoke application.

Paul got so pissed at his computer at work, he defenestrated it, nearly killing the elderly woman in the courtyard.

by Alexis Smith January 2, 2008

defenestrate

to throw a person/thing out of a window

tonight at wendys, koko defenestrated boot. it was hilarious

by emmy September 5, 2004

defenestration

The act of throwing someone out of a window

Guy 1: Dude my girl friend is being a huge bitch.
Guy 2: You could always commit some defenestration on her bitchy ass.
Guy 1: Good point
Later that day in hosptial
Doctor: you girlfriend has 18 broken vertebrea, she is lucky to be alive
*Guy 1 Defenestrates doctor to solve that problem*

by Sgt. SkullFucker May 28, 2015