dopus

dope+doofus=dopus

1.Dopus is a cross between a dope and a doofus.
2.Calling someone a dopus means you think they are a bit stupid, forgetful and v. annoying.
3. An absolute idiot

"What time is it?"
"Five seconds after you last asked me! Stop asking me you dopus!

by Aqua March January 14, 2009

Dorsett

Usually black and a cool guy cuz all blacks are cool. Give good advice and literally doesn't give a shit, but he has good friends and he's also good with girls.

Did you see that guy with the Indian kid, must be a dorsett.

by Rotted21 February 23, 2017

Dords

Some on who is slow as fuck

Come on dords

by Razzzz12 December 1, 2016

dodus

An individual, usually a man, committed to a specific life philosophy--a dedication to achieving true Sweetness in all of its manifestations. One who forsakes the common pursuits of study, work, ethics, and all other distractions in an attempt to channel his efforts into attaining the truly sweet.

What's up man. It's dodus. What? Totally sweet!!!!!

by a dodus. October 18, 2004

Dofuss

Looking really dumb while trying to act funny and/or smart.

"Usually a male in his midteens to to mid twenties who constantly smiles and slides in poor taste jokes at inappropriate times. Usually slightly over weight, tall, wears glasses (broken) and has a hygine problem. Unable to interact socially with others or hold a job, and has carried the title of dork when younger.See that guy with the big feet, greasy hair and the baggy pants?

You mean that dufuce with the broken glasses over there?

Yeah, him. Lets sucker punch him on the way out.
dooface, duface, r tard, dork, target
Source: mr.steevo, Canada, Nov 2, 2005"
I am a big dofuss.

by KillYourHater December 28, 2005

cereal dorkster

a person who is dorkier than a dork. a dorkster is someone who is a dork. so a cereal dorkster means your dorkier than a sereal dorkster, which means you are a cereal dorkster.

A matheson (no more explanation needed for cereal dorkster).

by Ž€ˆÉ˜Nl June 30, 2006

dorsch

1. to be an old man.

2. to procrastinate far past a point where it is healthy.

1. He acts like he's 85! What a dorsch!

2. He's been sitting there for 3 hours and wrote nothing? How dorschy is he?!

by Princess Lonxx March 17, 2008