Doink a doinker

To smoke a joint or perform fellatio

I'm going to go doink a doinker.

by troublem8kR January 18, 2024

Doink

The sound you make when bopping a helium-filled foil balloon that is tethered to a weight. You hit it and say "doink" and watch it rise back to the top so you can doink it again.

Sam is flicking his finger at a foil balloon.
Sam: Doink.

by Cedar ☆ November 21, 2024

Doink

A doink is another word for a joint (aka marijuana). It originated from a video of a man saying the wise words, “Boutta smoke some big ole’ doinks... gang.” And just like that, a new word was born

Weed smoker #1: ayyy what’s the move?
Weed smoker #2: you already know we finna boutta smoke some big doinks!

by Yo quiero... tacos January 23, 2020

you doink

Someone who is particularly daft or dumb.

Roger: Hey Paul you Jackoff what’s 2 + 4?
Paul: 7
Roger: No you doink it’s 5

by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 4, 2020

Doink

A word to be used contextually in almost any situation and interchangeably with almost any word, often in a positive context.

1. Yo this doink goes stupid hard
2. Hit her with that doink bro
3. That doink was so crazy

by Sticky1997GMCSuburban May 11, 2018

doink

a very silly noise or person

“Hey, Riley!“

“Hey Doinking Doinker McDoinkerson Doink Doodle!“

by Babacehese July 11, 2023

doink

A funny person

“Haha, big R is such a doink. I love him.”

by BIGGGGA March 4, 2021