Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.

Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.

by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016

Doink

the PBS Kids' signature noise from the '90s.

"Hello. Who are you?'
"DOINK!"

by JSKTPR September 14, 2019

dink doink

My favorite (crypto) coin

"Dink Doink, you're my favorite coin"

by Mewples June 15, 2024

Doink

A dick.

A penis.

🍆

Swinging doinks.

That’s a fucking huge doiiiiink!

by Jlabxo April 21, 2018

Doink

any insult you want

get away from me doink

by Jussypie March 10, 2024

Doink

A marijuana blunt.

We out here smokin' big doinks in Amish.

by normiesbtfo October 7, 2017

doink

the action of hitting on the head with a mid range of force

i like to doink my squishmallows

by pudgethepancake August 21, 2020