dodge

Occures in online gaming when a player talks trash and then refuses to back it up when a better player challenges him to a game. The "Dodge" is often followed up with a lame excuse as to why he can't play the better player.

NoobKid: I just pwnd you AveragePlayer!
NoobKid: You suck you noob!
AveragePlayer: You got lucky, I suck on that map.
NoobKid: Your clan sucks! I pwn everyone you n00bs!
GosuClanLeader: STFU noob and 1v1 me if you think your so good!
NoobKid: Can't.
AveragePlayer: Why... you know you will lose? ROFL
NoobKid: Mom needs computer, I g2g.
GosuClanLeader: OMFG! dodge me more plz!
AveragePlayer: ROFL!! Biggest dodge I've ever seen.

by mac6433 April 13, 2005

Dodge Grand Caravan

The van you drive that belongs to your mom because you can't afford your own car.

Person 1: You actually drive a Dodge Grand Caravan?
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.

by GodsDemonHunter October 1, 2008

dodge

To runaway, escape, or use ninja-tactics (such as teleportation, or smoke-bomb-and-backflip) to avoid being caught.

damn yo, this place is crazy lame... lets dodge.

Oh no! it's the fuzz! dodge, yo!

by Dangar The Mighty August 27, 2003

Dodge

1. a healthy alternative to a cuss word

1. SHUT THE DODGE UP!
2. YOU'RE SUCH A DODGIN' DODGE
3. You're full of dodge!

by blake6969 October 14, 2007

Dodge Charger

The most beautiful car in the whole wide world. Sexy, hot, gorgeous.

Fe since you love the Dodge Charger so much ... why don't you marry it? I probably would if I could.

by Fefebinx September 28, 2006

dodgey

suspect, not correct

The readings I got are dodgey.

by J.L. Seventree June 27, 2005

Los Angeles Dodgers

Heartbreak in the form of a baseball team. Seriously, they have great seasons up until June. Then the whole thing goes to hell. Then everyone goes back to what they were doing before they cared about baseball.

How 'bout them Los Angeles Dodgers?

~Dude they suck!

Whaddya mean, they were good like 2 weeks ago. They lead the NL West ffs!

~Tell me about.

by pandawa March 3, 2011