Dave

Dave is the worst barber in New Jersey. Generally he is used to punish kids with horrible haircuts.

My son bought v-bucks on my credit card so I took him to Dave for punishment.

by King dedede Discord server August 3, 2022

Dave

A close relation to the Neanderthal , generally on the lower IQ spectrum often appear as delusional. They commonly struggle with the basic understanding and completion of rudemental tasks.

They commonly dwell in the darks corners of twitter, making up conspiracy theories whilst praying on anyone that has any form of complex opinion. The Dave's actually sustain their presence on are worldly plain by reducing the IQs of the people that come in contact with them.

Twitter user: "These flat earthers are ridiculous"
Dave: "World flat! il kill your entire family with rock"

by LittleZeus September 26, 2020

Dave

Men who comment unnecessarily on the condition of a woman’s body

Man: ur fat

Suck a fat wienerrrrrrr, DAVE

by nennycakes February 4, 2021

Dave

A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness

Bro he be a Dave

by Female jacculant sex bot December 8, 2019

Dave

An angry man who yells at squirrels who rap

Dam Dave,the squirrel squad is acting very childish

by Yeeman September 16, 2018

Dave

A shit mechanic from South africa

Do nt do that,that's what Dave would do

by G dogo February 25, 2022

Dave

Dave is a tall & adorable tsundere guy with cute ears. Has a phobia of cats and doesn't like people telling him to drink milk. HELLA TALENTE D 10/10 WOULD STAN IF AN IDOL !!!

Friend: Whoa who's that tall Chinese guy??

Me: Idk but he looks like a Dave 2 me

by eyynunewmoose February 3, 2017