Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...

Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...

by Joker078 December 20, 2017

Cranberry Fountain

A cranberry fountain is when a man fingers a woman on her period with a flicking motion, causing menstrual blood to squirt upwards like a fountain

I was on my period, so John gave me a cranberry fountain!

by Eshmansam May 5, 2025

Cranberry juice

diet liquor

This cranberry juice bussin

by jadiana January 19, 2023

Cranberry tree

Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.

The cranberry tree is very tall

by Rebellious pony November 27, 2018

Cranberries

A guy who sucks at Fortnite who has the word Solaire in his username like a little default new gen.

Seth Rogan:You hear about cranberries
Kim Jong-Un: yea that guys sucks nuts at Fortnite, what an acoustic new gen,

by Marcos de Fortnite January 2, 2024

Cranberry Technique

adv; to wrap dental floss around the head of a penis very tightly and then induce orgasm. Called the cranberry technique because the head of the penis resembles a cranberry oddly enough.

I tried to cranberry technique my mans last night, only ended up with half a shaft left.

by The octopoos October 1, 2016