didj console

my bad its not education made by sega its made by leapfrog

didj console
my didj

by Flanfair October 2, 2023

Stolen consolation

when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.

Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.

by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries that one purchases as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries purchased as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

Curse Of The Console

When you always want to be playing on “insert console” but you have things to do.

“Did you heard from Jim he’s been out.”

“I heard he got the curse of the console!”

by Cubeking April 19, 2022

Virtual Console

Fancy Word for "Official Emulation"

Virtual Console

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 30, 2023

console crush

The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.

Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...

by nice rigger November 17, 2020