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Enloe High School Conspiracy

THE POOL ON THE EAST BUILDING ROOF

THE WEST BUILDING BASEMENT

THE CAFETERIA BACKROOM

AND THE CELLULAR DATA NEUTRALIZATION FORCE FIELD
YOU MUST NOT AVERT YOUR EYES. THE ENLOE HIGH SCHOOL CONSPIRACY WILL GUIDE YOU
by sebastian_debeste December 1, 2023
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Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.
~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy
by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019
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Gateway Conspiracy Theory

Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
Typically a conspiracy that does less harm than the other theories.
It often leads to more dangerous conspiracy theories.
Hence the term " gateway"
E.G: flerfers or flat-earthers theory could be less dangerous than say, a theory that the the elites are out to destroy us all, as it USUALLY has no real-life consequence.
Whereas a conspiracy theory that states the elites are out to destroy us all can lead upto and include death by suicide, paranoia, etc.
Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
That bloke that topped himself used to just be into #GatewayConspiracyTheories, flat earth, etc.
Then he went onto the hard stuff, like the elites want to kill us all.
by Daniel00 December 31, 2023
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Conspiracy Theorist

People yearning to be smart, but are too lazy to make an effort.
Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok
by The truth untold February 24, 2022
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Cornucopia Conspiracy

A conspiracy theory relating to the idea of large companies or authorities removing or changing media and convincing the public that their memory of it is incorrect. The name is derived from how many people remember the Fruit of The Loom logo having a cornucopia despite the lack of evidence or acknowledgement from the company.
I remember Google being spelled with three Os, this is a cornucopia conspiracy!
by TakerOfTaking January 20, 2024
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Aluminium Conspiracy

It's like Illuminati Conspiracy but much worse, usually when there's something that's not logical, nonsensical, or ridiculously not so reality logic.
1: So, how did Spongebob make fire underwater?
2: I don't know but that's one Aluminium Conspiracy

or

Boy 1: What's the use of hair nipples even tho it's not even useful
Boy 2: ...Aluminium Conspiracy
by DanishThaMenace December 17, 2021
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