I'm gonna commit

Abbreviation for "I am going to commit suicide."

Alternate forms: "Makes me wanna commit" for "That makes me want to commit suicide."

A: "How is your Calculus studying going?"
B: "Poorly. F'real, I'm gonna commit."

A: "How was that new Nicolas Cage movie?"
B: "Are you serious? Made me wanna commit."

by halbritma December 14, 2010

committed hook up

1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.

I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.

by AbAbyyy1622 October 8, 2009

fully committed to evil

one who is sure to perpetrate evil acts on everyone in the vicinity

my boss is fully committed to evil

by big g June 4, 2004

Committed Relationship

The act of being in a relationship with someone and being MONOGAMOUS

I told that boy I was looking for a committed relationship not a booty call

by Lil' Mama Tee April 27, 2011

Commiefornia

The once "Golden State", where degeneracy, illegals, and social justice niggers run the streets, all the while the Moonbeam Hierarchy sucks Soros' fat, greasy cock as they proceed to rape the remaining sane citizens of their liberties and wealth for the sake of "progressivism".

"Get the flying FUCK out of Commiefornia, please!"

by The_Last_Hope January 20, 2018

Commie

Communist. All americans seem to hate them.

"Fucking commies!! kill the commies!"

by kris April 9, 2003

Commit neck rope

The roblox term for Commit Suicide

Others terms for this could be:Commit Death, Big die, I hope your alivent

Roblox Boi: ComMiT NeCK RoPe StUPiD HeAD

by Yee yeeboi June 8, 2019