when one cannot find a condom you go into the kitchen retrive saran wrap. cover ones cock with said wrap lube up and proceed to get laid.
joe-"hey man i just got laid by becky last night!"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"
by da mayan October 2, 2010
Get the slip cover mug.Bud we're in the Windy City, my letty is getting blown around like my horn was last night. I need a salad cover to contain this flowage from flying off my cranium.
by kenny chezney April 15, 2022
Get the Salad Cover mug.When a person is embarrassed or does not want to be seen buying something in public, so they buy one or more things to cover up that purchase.
"Dude, why do you have this car magazine and teen life?"
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."
"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."
"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."
by Ghost-faced thriller June 4, 2009
Get the Cover Buy mug.When a guy puts his balls to another guys asshole and removes them repeatedly, kind of like a wrecking ball, but more like covering and uncovering a manhole.
Friend 1: Dude I swear those guys are covering the manhole when they are alone.
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...
by thesunroom May 28, 2014
Get the Covering the Manhole mug.by lafonda shananay April 6, 2008
Get the pencil cover mug."A Cover Is Not The Book so open it up and take a look,"
"Under the covers one discovers that the king may be a crook,"
"Under the covers one discovers that the king may be a crook,"
by Lucyiscoming August 14, 2021
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by Kaje Willliams March 10, 2014
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