Delusions of Contour

When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.

In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.

Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.

Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.

by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024

TO BE CONTONDERED!!!

It's to be continued, but in the alternate ending marty turns into an imbreed, so he says "contondred".

Well, if I'm gonna disappear into nothing, I might as well bang my mom.

Hey Lorraine, wait up.

Hi, my name's Marty, I'm in a picture.

TO BE CONTONDERED!!!

by NarwhalBall February 24, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025