Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years

Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps

by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021

Benjamin Clamp

The act of putting one hundred dollar bill in between one's scrotum and penis.

Little did the man know that this particular stripper's signature move was the Benjamin Clamp.

by mrlejonbrames July 26, 2014

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty June 3, 2016

clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.

Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.

by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022

Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.

I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022