kayo chandler

a name given to the “chosen one” one who brings great evil with his arrival from his huge penis to his evil schemes, this man is reincarnated every 1000 years or so and with him comes many offspring that form into an army and take over the world.

oh no kayo chandler is coming, the world is ending.

by savage lord445 May 21, 2023

Chandler

The act of dating one's partner for an extremely long time, only to propose after decades. A comparatively brief engagement ensues, the wedding happening so soon after that many of the guests don't have time to bring a gift.

"Chandler? I barely even know her! We've only been dating for 23 years... "

by Heater Beater October 9, 2019

Chandlering

When someone hears your joke, says it louder than you and attempts to steals your thunder

dude stop chandlering all my jokes!

by dessertguru October 11, 2025

Chandler

Typically short and tends to be sarcastic but get to know him and he'll sweep you off your feet.

I wish I could have a Chandler
I met a Chandler last night and I'll never let him go

by ChaoticSquid April 17, 2017

Chandler

Chandler is a gross otaku who has terrible memory and the laugh of a 4 year old child.

Chandler is SHORT as hell
Chandler is a b i t c h

by Cheeweer September 30, 2019

Chandler

That weird human who is always making sarcastic comments and being weird

Actorguy: I need help. In rehearsal, I had to kiss a guy!
Chandler1: because he was just so gosh darn cute?
Chandler2: you're such a chandler(!)
Chandler1: says you!

by Emzy S. August 30, 2019

Chandler

This nigga Bipolar as hell .

Chandler is a name

by Dizzy Dora hoes March 20, 2020