calum stockdale

A deaf boy who is very eggy and has sexual intercourse with Jacob Massey

You complete little Calum Stockdale

by The ninky nonk February 9, 2018

Chalana

An Indian knight.

"Did you see that kid who showed up to prom in a suit of armor? What a Chalana."

by Son of a Netcast February 5, 2019

Chalace

A woman who is shy at first but when you get to know her she is super fun to talk to and is always able to put a smile on your face. She is very beautiful and her eyes and smile work together in perfect harmony to put you in a good mood. And she makes a great friend for anyone

That must be Chalace just look at her smile

by EveryonesBrotherNic February 17, 2019

chailuk

"chailuk" is an acronym which is increasingly being used as an alternative sign off for a professional email or letter.

It stands for:

Cheers, any issues let us know.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please see the invoice attached as requested.

Chailuk,
Adam.

by Adam_Minson March 18, 2019

Chalahoopian

Chalahoopian is a word that is used to describe an unexpected describable shape, sound, person ...
For example a retarded Psy Duck

Yesterday I saw a Chalahoopian Teletubby

by JamaicaAn PaTtie PotaToeSs March 22, 2019

Calum Maun

Calum Maun is a sandal sucking, flip flop fricking, armpit licking, nose picking, hamster hitting who is very annoying and shows his toes off

wow he’s such a calum Maun he is so annoying

by mel (a true legend) November 9, 2019

Calum

Calum is a person who hoards food and dosent give it to his beloved cousin Ruairi. He dosent like Jeff the Killer and cant climb a ladder especially his bunk bed ladder. He dosent have any friends accept for an epic rugby man called Don. He dosent know the difference between Tomato Ketchup, Red Sauce and Tomato sauce and he thinks that colourblind people cant see stairs. He hates custard and is vegetarian. He is allergic to McDonald's, KFC, Burger King and a lovely little Northern Irish restaurant called Friar Tucks. He also dosent know that razors are sharp and one day when he was little he scraped his finger. He also tortures Wallaces

Calum: Ewwww its McDonald's

by TheMilkMan8000 February 8, 2020