Carson

Carson is an ugly, creepy guy and will wink at everyone. But once you get to know him, you will find that he loves acting. Even though he might not be that good at it, he still tries hard. Despite all of that, he is a loving, caring man. His parents are real big brats, But still really care for him and try to make him the best man possible.

Wow that guy keeps winking at me, he must be a carson

by Ellie Green November 20, 2019

Carson

Garbage

Carson is the grossest garbage

by OMEGALULULULUL November 23, 2018

Carson

Says he was only weird in 6th grade but that's a total lie. #weirdoforlyfe

Oh that guy is total Carson because he's always hitting on 8th graders

by JJ Abe December 19, 2017

Carson

A dumb ass nigga faggot who is just naturally a bitch

Carson is such a faggot

by Yeetboy 9000 January 28, 2019

Carson

A dude who is a turd who makes fun of his best friends and who only talks about how edgy and “hip” he is

Ugh, dude, stop being such a Carson! No one wants to hear about Fall Out Boy’s new song!

by TotallyNotBreck August 7, 2018

Carson

A big ol fag who likes peepee in his booboo

Hey did you hang out with Carson?

Yeah I have aids now

by hehecarsonisgay September 24, 2018

Carson

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

Ben's dick game was so weak, I carsoned on his ass.

by snasa July 4, 2016