1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.
2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.
by jmengle March 28, 2016
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We have to go to our cableist friend's house to watch the football game.... he doesn't realize how privileged he is
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A man on a mission, who has a brother who's name starts with "m" He has brown hair and eyes, and loafers
Calean has hair!
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- giant calves
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- giant calves
- a pussy magnet
- stoner
-retarded
-funny
-raging alcoholic
- looks like shaggy from Scooby Doo
"Look at his sexy, giant calves, he is such a Callean ! " -hot girl
"If a person smokes a ton, is retarded, but also funny as hell at the same time, you can call him a Callean ! "- First Grade Teacher
"If a person smokes a ton, is retarded, but also funny as hell at the same time, you can call him a Callean ! "- First Grade Teacher
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