Speedy Boris

Van gogh was a Speedy Boris.
by Your mom December 05, 2003
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Boris Borisivich Borislav

The Slav King
(Call him Boris)
He is the Slav superstar of Youtube. First joining in 2012 with the name Nocturno Plays, he then named it LifeofBoris. He has a cousin called Anatoli, a cat called Artyom (named after Metro protagonist) and a neighbor Vadim, who steals Boris' sausage and drills holes in the wall for wall carpets. His videos specialize in gaming, cooking, and occasionally (well before COVID-19) country reviews, where he visits other Eastern European countries and does a tour of a city. He has presumably 2 defunct channels, Gopnik Gaming and Slavtek. He currently lives in Saint Petersburg as stated in a video released in early March.
"Boris Borisivich Borislav, it's time for dinner!" says babushka.
by Neighbor Vadim March 15, 2021
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Boris Johnson

A very sexy creature
Boris Johnson is so sexy- have you seen his gigantic abdominals?
by AnakinSurvivedGangRape January 27, 2021
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Giving them the Boris

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.
Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."
by John Superman December 06, 2013
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Boris Johnson Defence

when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010
I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence
by WelshNutter July 29, 2022
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Big Boris Fight

A sport where several people, (usually 2 to 6 participants) Encapsulate themselves in a sleeping bag with a hood. Only face is exposed. Standing up, the participants must jump and bounce around in an attempt to knock over your opponents.. last one standing is crowned BIG BORIS..
A typical Big Boris arena is a lounge room and by leaving pets and furniture such as coffee tables and pot plants around, adds to skill and injury level.
Hey bro, up for a Big Boris Fight. Grab ya sleeping bag.
by Joseph sproseph November 25, 2019
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Stood up by Boris

When delays on public transport in London cause you to be late for work.

Boris Johnson is the Mayor of London and responsible for public transport in the city, so when there are delays, it's obviously his fault!
Andy: "It's 9:40! You were supposed to be here at 9:00"
Dan: "I made it to the tube station on time, but I got stood up by Boris!"
by Andysine December 02, 2009
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