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bosom bloodies 

The definition of a friendship between two women that connect on levels deeper than emotional, physical and spiritual. This bond is irrevocable regardless of socio-economic group, education, marital status, geographic location and political views. We can talk about fashion, religion and parenting in the same sentence.

This is the female equivalent of a bromance. Bloodies is a crude reference to the fact that both women must menstruate.
"We bonded right away! We cry together, laugh together and I think you rock". D

"I feel the same way...our friendship was meant to be. Can I braid your hair?" B

"Since you two don't have penises, we'll call you bosom bloodies!". M
bosom bloodies by daniegirlH April 14, 2010
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Red Blooded Lesbian 

A type of lesbian, that conforms with the scientific research that people are born gay. These women always have a ring finger that is longer than their index finger, larger, slightly masculine hands, the whurl of hair on the back of their heads naturally turns anti clockwise.

These are traits formed because of a higher level of testosterones in the womb during birth. Having these traits does not mean someone is a lesbian, she must also be attracted to women. This is just a very common type of lesbian. Equally, not having these traits does not mean you are not gay.
Friend - "Woah your hands are huge"
Red blooded Lesbian - "You should see my penis"

Friend - "Woah your hands are tiny!"
Lesbian - "So are yours"
Friend - "Ya, but your a Dyke"
Lesbian - "But Im not a red blooded dyke, duh!"
Red Blooded Lesbian by louloumc89 October 18, 2008

Bloodered 

The brutally awesome act of buttering your bread with blood.
Guy 1: Did you have a good breakfast?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, I bloodered my bread to no end.
Bloodered by xPLDxPunisher September 20, 2009

warm-blooded whore

a whore who wears little or no clothing.
At nighttime on the corner of 4th and 5th, there was a creature who appeared to have no pants nor a shirt, but had high heels and a purse. I wasn't sure if it was a man or woman(it was dark)it approached me very slowly, and behind "it", came out more of itself.Then I was scared and screamed out....WARM-BLOODED WHORES!!!!!!!!!that's all
A person who donates blood.
"Are you a blooder joe?" "yes, I donate every month."
Blooder by Stalinator June 18, 2013

red-blooded male 

A term given to any man with a full haired sack. A good indicator is to rub the sack in question against a carpet, if the hair of the sack in question rises up above the shaft, then sack is belonging to that of a red-blooded male.
I went down to Price's the other day to get my ears lowered but there were too many red-blooded males sitting on the steamy gleamer. God damn Gashtonville and its abnormally high level of male sex hormones in the tap water.
red-blooded male by John Derpt February 24, 2011
v. the act of drinking another's blood
would you bloodlet with me?
bloodlet by Dani Jezabel May 13, 2004