A bible puppet is someone who bases all of their life decisions and judgement on what they read in the bible, as if it's a literal set of rules. However, this causes them to miss out on certain fun activities and misjudge other, based on their upbringing or religious faiths.
Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.
Homer: Stupid Flanders! He's such a bible puppet.
Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.
Homer: Stupid Flanders! He's such a bible puppet.
by AManFromDeclan November 16, 2011
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A description of the 14 personality traits of Bible bullies and a list of their usual victims may be found in Bible Bullies: How Fundamentalists Got The Good Book So Wrong.
A description of the 14 personality traits of Bible bullies and a list of their usual victims may be found in Bible Bullies: How Fundamentalists Got The Good Book So Wrong.
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Cadence: I LOVE BILEVEN THEY ARE SO CUTE #bileven4life
Hailey: EW THEY ARE SO BAD TOGETHER
Cadence: No they are not stop it! I love them so much i even made them look like they were dancing at the snowball
Hailey: *eyeroll*
Hailey: EW THEY ARE SO BAD TOGETHER
Cadence: No they are not stop it! I love them so much i even made them look like they were dancing at the snowball
Hailey: *eyeroll*
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