Bi-winning

Coined by the surreal genius that is Charlie Sheen. He's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning, I win here, and I win there.

by Hannahv123 March 20, 2011

Bi-Winning

Popularized by Charlie Sheen's famous comment, this term means that you "win here and you win there." This term is twice as awesome as its single form, winning. It also beats other related win variants, such as FTW, WTF (Win That Football), and Epic Win. They can also be combined with the prefix bi-, to create bi-FTW, bi-WTF, and Bi-Epic Win.

(FPS game) "DUDE! I just killed two guys with one bullet! I'm bi-winning!!!"
(Lady Gaga fan) "Lady Gaga is so bi-winning, she dates boys and girls at the same time!"
(Gambler) "Woh, won a jackpot AND the lottery. I'm totally bi-winning."

by Iceshark March 22, 2011

bi-winning

1. To be winning in multiple instances.

I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by jbyous April 18, 2011

Bi-Winning

A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.

A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus

Are you bi-polar?
no, but i am bi-winning.

by themotoboy April 2, 2011

bi-winning

When you win here and you win there; also, if you're Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar, he's BI-WINNING. He wins here, wins there, and wins everywhere.

by Drake Petra March 25, 2011

bi-winning

Winning in two or more areas of your life, at any given time. Or simply winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."

Example:

I just got a promotion and got laid in the same day! I'm really bi-winning right now.

by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011

bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

by Jubilator March 25, 2011