Play Basketball

The act of one or more person(s) doing cocaine

Woah!!! Lets Go Play Basketball, Michael!!

by Seedlessmota January 16, 2011

basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you

Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial

by CurtHolls March 8, 2015

Purdue Basketball

Purdue basketball is mediocre basketball at best. Purdue has never made it to an NCAA final four game because they can never win when it matters, or their coaching is garbage. This comes as no surprise to anyone that knows anything about college basketball. They are the 3rd best team in Indiana behind Butler (2nd) and Indiana (1st). This basketball program is very jealous of everything Indiana University has accomplished, hence why they are so angry all the time. Also, they are never good because no “good” basketball recruit wants to play for such a shitty program that has never established a “tradition” like other successful basketball programs that are located a few hours away.

Ross: Why does that team lose so much?
Jon: Probably because they play just like Purdue basketball.
Ross: Oh yeah, that basketball team is always a joke.

by TheBossManHoosier April 6, 2011

basketball player

rapist see kobe byrant

by dragon September 3, 2003

Basketball ass

A smelly, sweaty, stank ass.

You ain't getting in my bed with that basketball ass! You needs to shower fool!

by GrahamCracker May 31, 2016

Greenville basketball

Shitties team in mvl by far. Comb over bum ass coach and his little boy with the same hair cut as daddy and don’t forget the bald spot. Literally 2-22 we own George Washington tho.

Greenville basketball is ass and we never win.

by George Washington the 3rd 78 March 7, 2023

Basketball Present

the term "Basketball-Present" was coined by Benjamin F. McMurry III, as a term used to describe a present that is given to someone else but ultimately meant for your self. - The term originated from a story in which the creator of the term (Benjamin F. McMurry) gave his father, (who was in no way affiliated with sports) a basketball for his Christmas gift. Ben's father of course had no use for the Basketball, so it inevitably returned back to him (Ben).

Person 1: "My art teacher Miss Claire bought a box of sharpies for her husband Carl as a birthday gift,

Person 2: "sounds like she gave him a basketball present"
Person 1: "Exactly!"

by RRM II December 24, 2021