Asexual

A fish that can have childs without a dangle-lang.

person 1:"Hey that person over there is is pretty cute."
person 2: "I heard they were asexual"
person 1: "oh really what is that?"
person 2: "Someone who isn't attracted to people in a sexual way but can have romantic feelings towards someone"
person 1: "oh wow cool"

by TheMilfFugger July 15, 2021

Asexual

Someone Asexual is someone who fucks with no hoes willingly has 0 play!

Damn bro did you see Jay was asexual?

Oh hell naw! Bro gets 0 play willingly?

Ong!

by Xx_Bigmans_xX May 18, 2023

Asexual

Asexual people experience no sexual attraction. This however, doesn't mean they cannot experience romantic attraction.
We also strive for world domination, and we WILL succeed.

"I heard that Alex came out as asexual last year."

"No, just 'cause I'm asexual doesn't mean I'm addicted to garlic bread."

by local dyke :) November 20, 2023

Asexual

One who is not an active member of the sex fanbase.

Person 1: I hear they're planning to release Sex 2. Isn't that exciting?
Person 2: Not really. I'm asexual, to be honest.

by O' Chungus December 11, 2023

asexual

a person who loves garlic bread and is not very keen on the idea of seggs

wanna fuck?
nah man im asexual
*eats garlic bread instead*

by chorizoconhuevos December 28, 2022

Self-Asexual

When one enjoys to sexually please their partner but they do not, however, enjoy being pleasured themselves .

"Oh, I'm Self-Asexual, it's okay!"

by letsgetcats June 7, 2018

Asexual

1. Someone not attracted to people by looks and chooses not to partake in reproduction. Sometimes, that is not entirely true, as some may do so for conception of a child or any other reason. This is also known as demisexuality. A common mistake is that asexual's don't want a relationship at all (also known as aroace), but they do, they just want other things than the basics.
2. A sexual orientation
3. An organism that produces without the help of another.

(1 and 2)

P1 - Ria's so cute... would def grind her...
P2 - *ahem you perv* Ria is asexual, I'm not sure if she wants that...
P1 - Dammit, I'll go after Emmy then...
P2 - ...
(3) "Cells have the ability to reproduce asexually."

by Darqie <3 August 24, 2022