When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.
Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!
by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017
A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.
"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.
by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021
YouTube: Insanity Apocalypse is a predicted event that will result in the destruction or failure of YouTube. This is predicted with problems on YouTube such as the YouTube copyright system, unnecessary demonetization and stupid rules and guidelines. This event started in 2017 witht the problems of the YouTube copyright system. In 2018, the EU has successfully implemented Article 17 (formerly known as Article 15 and Article 13) and has now mainly demonetized the entire United Kingdom using copyrighted content. Now in 2019, a YouTuber named Steven Crowder made fun of a Vox journalist's sexuality. Due to this YouTube implemented "Creator-On-Creator harassment" which basically prevents YouTubers from criticizing each other and calling each other out. Due to this several channels have been demonetized such as #DramaAlert, Combat Wombat, TheTekkitRealm, Optimus, JT, Kodak Wk and many others. A YouTube commentary channel named Fainted has been terminated due to "harassment" even though it was a harmless video based on constructive criticism. Future predictions include the destruction of YouTube gaming.
Nobody:
YouTube: Insanity Apocalypse: *Exists*
YouTube: Insanity Apocalypse: *Exists*
by JokeJar August 15, 2019
Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.
It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.
It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.
Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.
by ShallowsEnd September 08, 2013
his mission of mercy will lead Odd through realms of darkness he has never before encountered, as he probes the long-held secrets of a sinister estate and those who inhabit it.
Odd Apocalypse
Odd Apocalypse
by SPrice1980 May 04, 2023
1: Verb; You and, your friends are in an apocalyptic world (in reference to a zombie apocalypse). Everyone gets along well, hence the 'bro' in Zombro.
2:Noun; A group of mindless bros, typically as far as the eye can see.
3:Adjective; to describe a situation in which, you must rely on your 'bros' to pass.
2:Noun; A group of mindless bros, typically as far as the eye can see.
3:Adjective; to describe a situation in which, you must rely on your 'bros' to pass.
1; " Dude, this Zombro Apocalypse is awful. No running water really kills me. Literally."
2; "Hey watch it! A Zombro Apocalypse started at that new Ice cream shop. Take my frisbee, use it wisely."
3; "This test is going to be a Zombro Apocalypse. I'll help you, if you help me."
2; "Hey watch it! A Zombro Apocalypse started at that new Ice cream shop. Take my frisbee, use it wisely."
3; "This test is going to be a Zombro Apocalypse. I'll help you, if you help me."
by Snarky-Chan March 09, 2018
The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.
Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Dave: you seen Matt lately?
Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 07, 2021