Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.
by RJRG April 1, 2017
Get the amish undercarriagemug. In order to create the Amish butter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. Can be dabbed.
by Barstoolrumschpringa July 3, 2017
Get the Amish Buttermug. When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.
by sandyhook May 11, 2022
Get the Amish Jumpstartmug. I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich
by lovemuffin69420 May 25, 2023
Get the Amish Surprisemug. An Amish person who is an unappetizing blend of amish and hick.
Blending the worst of both worlds,usually these particular breed of amish rarely bathe,have horrible english language skills and believe that farming is the only legitimate form of occupation,
They also possess a very limited understanding of the world around them unless it is something right in their own community.
A very smelly uncouth breed of hick indeed.
Blending the worst of both worlds,usually these particular breed of amish rarely bathe,have horrible english language skills and believe that farming is the only legitimate form of occupation,
They also possess a very limited understanding of the world around them unless it is something right in their own community.
A very smelly uncouth breed of hick indeed.
Ewwww look at Andy over there!
He is such an amish hick!
he hasn't showered in two weeks!
I bet he doesn't even own a shower and he smells like he has been stomping around in cow shit everyday.
He is such an amish hick!
he hasn't showered in two weeks!
I bet he doesn't even own a shower and he smells like he has been stomping around in cow shit everyday.
by garth vader91 February 1, 2014
Get the Amish hickmug. by Amish breeder March 8, 2022
Get the amish whoremug. When two cars stay parallel to each other on a two-lane highway, preventing any cars behind them from passing and getting ahead.
Jesse: How are you doing up there?
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.
by Bobbythunder May 11, 2015
Get the Amish Roadblockmug.