something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
Get the I almost said bless youmug. They have a special way of dealing with you and you're sure they will always be there for you. They are your support and you can count on them . When troubled times face you, you feel secure because you have them.
But like, you're not in love or anything...
But like, you're not in love or anything...
"pheebs, you're my almost-everything."
by yinyang4 January 22, 2020
Get the almost-everythingmug. almost is the saddest word in the English language.
because he was almost in love with me. I was almost good enough. she almost survived. he almost cared about me. we almost made it.
because he was almost in love with me. I was almost good enough. she almost survived. he almost cared about me. we almost made it.
he almost loved me
by a other shy sad girl January 1, 2020
Get the almostmug. .
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025
Get the 《¤》Emmanuel《¤》Castillos《¤》Symbol《¤》S《¤》Apartment《¤》Did《¤》Not《¤》Have《¤》Almost《¤》Anything《¤》Placed《¤》So《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》Everyone《¤》Who《¤》Mentions《¤》The《¤》Idea《¤》Symbol《¤》To《¤》I《¤》Symbol《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》mug. the saddest word in the english language
by colin zhangy November 21, 2019
Get the almostmug. To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
by Damage313 October 20, 2020
Get the Held hands and almost kissmug. Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011
Get the Almostermug.