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The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master

This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.
"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.
by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021
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Ironic he could save others from death but not himself sheev palpatine
do you know the tragadey of darth plaugies the wise
by @therealSheevPalpatine January 15, 2018
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Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it

Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Brother:

NO FCK YOU

Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
by itsWhip February 8, 2021
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jiz-wise

adj. - pertaining to jiz or the act of jizzing.
How was sally, jiz-wise?

I'll tell you what; jiz-wise, Tracy was a freak!
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non-wise

1.) A synonym for unwise.

2.) Also a reference to a D&D character with a Wisdom score of five or less
1.) "He's not stupid, he's just non-wise."

2.) It's not uncommon for Half-orcs to be non-wise, which prevents them from being successful Druids, Paladins, Clerics, or Rangers.
by The Brown Belt May 6, 2009
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yet wise

a. an adverbial phrase used in anecdote or storytelling that states a condition of present knowledge of a currently or previously explained event that once unknown to the storyteller or person speaking.
b. Another way of saying "We (I, he, she, they, etc) now know....
Yet wise, he sure enough done been cheating. After all my worrying that he works too damn much.
by Mpress427 January 12, 2008
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wise-emperor

self absorbed person obsessed with cats (and one cat in particular, called Maru)
Mugumogu hasn't updated her blog. wise-emperor is not amused by this. wise-emperor needs it's Maru
by ohcomeonthisonetakenaswell March 23, 2014
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