Imperial Whiskey

A cheap, rotgut, bottom shelf booze that drunks love.

My grandfather used to drink Imperial Whiskey...it was pretty much all he could afford.

Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.

by Genuine Nerd March 8, 2010

Whiskey Douche

A fast way of achieving a buzz by inserting a tampon that has been soaked in hard liquor, usually whiskey, into ones vagina or rectum. Used primarily by sororities and fraternities to ward off venereal diseases while getting drunk at the same time.

girl #1: I'm so f'ing bored, i need to get my drunk on.

girl #2: Me too, but i have this super dirty vagina to clean today, urgh chores! i wish there was a way that i could do both....

girl #1: there is! Whiskey Douche!!!

by Papidontpreach March 2, 2012

whiskey christmas

When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.

You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!

by toadpalmer January 27, 2018

Diskey Whiskey

The opposite of Whiskey dick. When you drink alcohol you get an incredible hard on.

Adam: Dude don't you think you should slow down on the drinks if you're going to go home with that girl tonight?

Sam: Na man. I've been blessed with Diskey whiskey so my erection is going to be better than ever.

by Gamer Assistants August 27, 2016

whiskey snatch

Girls that have a distinct piss, sweaty odor and sour taste of shame and regret from having a diet that consists of drinking alcohol especially dark liquor. This type of woman expects to be eaten out or fucked after taking a piss, doing any pshysical activities, or binging off booze all night.

I almost threw up, thanks to that whiskey snatch.

by BbyJ0k3r5 January 10, 2014

The Whiskey Road

The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.

I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.

by Smoking Bitch Magnet January 11, 2008

Whiskey Bareback

When a man dips his penis in whiskey and has vaginal, anal, or oral intercourse without the use of a condom.

Frank whiskey barebacked John last night and he got fucked up.

by Thatgaydouche July 30, 2019