by Gena March 8, 2021

by Founder of Ls May 15, 2015

by Morgan Sevobogohff May 9, 2006

The act of squatting in the shower and splashing water on your nuts like a gorilla to get rid of leftover soap suds on your sack.
by deathfordough June 10, 2011

The act of ejaculating on a pillow prior to intercourse. Followed by engaging in anal sex while rubbing your partners face in the pillow thereby giving her a pillow wash.
by Curious Joe October 18, 2015

When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.
by Hsimpsons13 April 29, 2006

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.
Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
by bound2 June 1, 2016
